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What is this principle? 10% of life is made up of what happens to you. 90% of life is decided by how you react.
What does this mean? We really have no control over 10% of what happens to us.
We cannot stop the car from breaking down. The plane will be late arriving, which throws our whole schedule off. A driver may cut us off in traffic.
We have no control over this 10%. The other 90% is different. You determine the other 90%.

How? ………By your reaction.
You cannot control a red light, but you can control your reaction. Don't let people fool you; YOU can control how you react.

Let's use an example.
You are eating breakfast with your family. Your daughter knocks over a cup of coffee onto your business shirt. You have no control over what just happened. What happens next will be determined by how you react.
You curse. You harshly scold your daughter for knocking the cup over. She breaks down in tears. After scolding her, you turn to your spouse and criticize her for placing the cup too close to the edge of the table. A short verbal battle follows. You storm upstairs and change your shirt. Back downstairs, you find your daughter has been too busy crying to finish breakfast and get ready for school. She misses the bus. Your spouse must leave immediately for work. You rush to the car and drive your daughter to school. Because you are late, you drive 40 miles an hour in a 30 mph speed limit.
After a 15-minute delay and throwing $60 traffic fine away, you arrive at school. Your daughter runs into the building without saying goodbye. After arriving at the office 20 minutes late, you find you forgot your briefcase. Your day has started terrible. As it continues, it seems to get worse and worse. You look forward to coming home.

When you arrive home, you find small wedge in your relationship with your spouse and daughter. Why? …. Because of how you reacted in the morning.
Why did you have a bad day?
A) Did the coffee cause it?
B) Did your daughter cause it?
C) Did the policeman cause it?
D) Did you cause it?
The answer is “D".

You had no control over what happened with the coffee. How you reacted in those 5 seconds is what caused your bad day. Here is what could have and should have happened. Coffee splashes over you. Your daughter is about to cry. You gently say, "Its ok honey, you just need to be more careful next time". Grabbing a towel you rush upstairs. After grabbing a new shirt and your briefcase, you come back down in time to look through the window and see your child getting on the bus. She turns and waves. You arrive 5 minutes early and cheerfully greet the staff. Your boss comments on how good the day you are having.

Notice the difference? Two different scenarios. Both started the same. Both ended different. Why?
Because of how you REACTED.
You really do not have any control over 10% of what happens. The other 90% was determined by your reaction.

Here are some ways to apply the 90/10 principle. If someone says something negative about you, don't be a sponge. Let the attack roll off like water on glass. You don't have to let the negative comment affect you!
React properly and it will not ruin your day. A wrong reaction could result in losing a friend, being fired, getting stressed out etc.

How do you react if someone cuts you off in traffic? Do you lose your temper? Pound on the steering wheel? A friend of mine had the steering wheel fall off) Do you curse? Does your blood pressure skyrocket? Do you try and bump them? WHO CARES if you arrive ten seconds later at work? Why let the cars ruin your drive? Remember the 90/10 principle, and do not worry about it. You are told you lost your job. Why lose sleep and get irritated? It will work out. Use your worrying energy and time into finding another job.

The plane is late; it is going to mangle your schedule for the day. Why take outpour frustration on the flight attendant? She has no control over what is going on. Use your time to study, get to know the other passenger. Why get stressed out? It will just make things worse.

Now you know the 90-10 principle. Apply it and you will be amazed at the results. You will lose nothing if you try it. The 90-10 principle is incredible. Very few know and apply this principle.

The result? Millions of people are suffering from undeserved stress, trials, problems and heartache. We all must understand and apply the 90/10 principle.
It CAN change your life!!! Enjoy….

◎ 蝦的心臟在頭部。

◎ 豬無法看到天空。

◎ 老鼠和馬不能嘔吐。

◎ 貓的尿液是夜光的。

◎ 世界上有50%的人從來沒有接聽過電話。

◎ 你睡覺的時候，不知不覺中會吃入70多種蚤虫。

◎ 你永遠不可能用你的舌頭舔到你的手肘。

◎ 打噴嚏若過於強勁，會導致胸腔破裂。

◎ 如果你打電話超過一個小時，耳朵裡的耳垢會增加 7
倍。

◎ 打火機比火柴更早發明出來。

◎ 你的心臟可以產生把血液噴出三十尺高的壓力。

因為家裡離公司很遠，為了方便上班，老公和他的秘書合資在公司附近租了一個單位。

有一天，丈夫邀請我去他們租住的那裡吃晚飯。
飯桌上，我一再注意到與老公同住的女室友Mary（也是他秘書）非常漂亮，而且覺得

二人的眼神交流也非比尋常，十分懷疑兩人的關係是否真的僅限于室友。

老公也發現了我的想法，于是主動跟我說明：
" 我知道你在想什麼，不過可以向你保証，Mary 和我是純粹的上司下屬，絕對沒別的。"

一個星期后，Mary 跑來跟我丈夫說：
" 自從你老婆來吃過晚飯之后，我就一直找不到我那把純銀的湯匙，你覺得會不會是她拿走了？ "

老公說:" 我不知道呀﹗不過別擔心，讓我來處理這件事吧。 "

－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－

之后他發了一封郵件給我︰

親愛的老婆︰
我不會說您 "拿" 了一把純銀湯匙，我也不會說您"沒拿 "了一把純銀湯匙，不過有一件
事情大家都注意到了，就是自從您在這裡吃了晚飯之后，有一樣東西不見了。

愛你的，老公

－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－
一天后，我的回信到了︰
親愛的老公:
我不會說你和 Mary " 睡 "在一起，我也不會說你和 Mary " 沒睡 " 在一起，不過如果她
的確是睡在自己床上的話，她早就會發現那把純銀湯匙了。

愛你的，老婆

Keep your thoughts positive, because your thoughts become your words.

Keep your words positive, because your words become your actions.

Keep your actions positive, because your actions become your habits.

Keep your habits positive, because your habits become your lifestyle.

Keep your lifestyle positive, because your lifestyle becomes your destiny.

天界傳下此秘方,救人一命好心腸,簡單有效免花銀&普告天下廣傳揚

一個台灣家庭的秘方:


這秘方如果早 25 年收到，也許我家孩子現在就不會怨歎：人皆有母我獨無 !
我家種荔枝 50 餘年，取得荔枝核何其容易，居然不知是寶，連自己的枕邊人也枉費 14 年歲月洗腎，最終還是不支奉召回歸西天。


台灣洗腎的病友很多，也許您身邊周圍就有人在洗腎，如同作者所言死馬當活馬醫，可能有願意試試的人，拜託您把此方傳出，度一人就等於救了一個家庭，功德無量 ! 謝謝傳出此秘方的所有有關人士，謝謝 !


各大醫院差不多設有「血液透析室」，裡頭布滿了各種大小粗細不一的管子，這就是洗腎的場所，將人體的血液經由靜脈通往機器，將身體血液中的廢物、有害物質清除，第一次被推進「血液透析室」。那種心情是複雜中帶些恐慌與無奈。


會走到洗腎這條路，主要是腎功能已經無法發揮，導致尿液無法排除，經過一段時間的導尿之後，仍然未見起色，不得不改採洗腎的方式解。


我腎功能之所以失效，主要是由於長期糖尿病所造成的，二十年的糖尿病史使得我對人生了無生趣，有幾次真的想自我了斷，然想到萬一我走了，幾個小孩子未成家立業，又想到如果我以自殺了此一生，我的親人、朋友情何以，自己患病雖然痛苦，但如果我的逃避會帶給家人更大的痛苦，那麼，我還是病魔纏身而勇敢的走下去。


對於秘方，我有強烈的排斥感，二十年來，我只聽從西醫的話，期間雖有很多的親友提供偏方、秘方，我一概敬謝不敏，直到進了「洗腎室」似乎跟死神搏鬥，我突然想通了，與其坐以待斃，不如死馬當活馬醫，說不定真的有一絲希望。


第二次洗腎之後，小嬸的娘家來看我，問我要不要服用秘方，保證一定可以不用再洗腎了。我當場表示願意試試看。


當天中午小嬸拎著一鍋腰子湯要我吃，我分成二次把湯喝完，第二天再喝一鍋（約一碗半）同時吃了半個豬腰，當天排尿就有了改善，第三天原本還要洗腎，醫生看了之後，表示暫時可以不必洗。大約喝了一週左右的腰子湯，結果醫生很驚訝地說，腎功能已漸恢復，可以辦出院。


小嬸娘家的偏方是 ：


新鮮荔枝的種子七粒、打碎後用紗布包紮，再買一副豬腰，切成薄片、切除白筋洗靜後，與荔枝種子同時放在大碗公內，加上第二次洗米水兩婉，一起放在電鍋中蒸，大約蒸半小時，然後一次把湯喝完，就能奏效。


我個人洗腎拜此秘方才能提早免疫，真是功德無量，但願對同病相憐.

It's a great fortune to invest your time in a woman, especially a good woman. If you are an experienced man, you would certainly agree with me.
Women are peculiar species. If you have succeeded in conquering her heart, she will ceaselessly sacrifice for you till the end of your life.
Just think over, you just spend a little of your time to go out for dinner with her, watch a movie or give her a simple gift, or say a few words to touch her heart or you promise her that you will bring happiness till the end of her life, or take time to help her kill some cockroaches in the kitchen, or sometimes spend some efforts helping her to carry some heavy stuff, or to open the car door for her. Continue to do all the above things and care for her well-being for 2 to 3 years to come……..
What do you get in return?
You will be amazed to find that you have a woman whom would continue to care for your well-being for the rest of your life. She will wait for you at the door steps with a naïve and sweet smile each time when you meet her (of course, you don't get the sweet smile when you are arguing with her), nevertheless, she would still prepare a warm dinner for you after the heated argument has faded away…
The greatest of all things she has done for her life, is to give birth to your child (of course, the unbearable pain need not be mentioned here)… She would continue to care and feed the child that carry your surname for many years to come no matter how naughty your child would be.
On top of that, she also does the thing you that hated the most, i.e. doing housework, washing your clothes, sleep your child and tossing alone in the bedroom waiting for you at night for your return. For some of you, you would rather spend some time drinking with your friends at the bar and telling her that you have important assignments in the office, letting her to wait for your return in the living room till the wee hours of the morning …
When you are down, she will be the first to encourage you. When you are happy, she would be the first to feel for your happiness before you open your mouth to tell her by looking at your face. When you achieve some good results at work or assignments, she feels the happiness with all her heart and pray to God to protect and bless you with more successes in the future.
Despite all the above, you repay her by asking her to talk less and tell her not to bother your work. You ask her to sleep when she wanted to spend some precious time with you sharing with some simple happenings of the day. Sometimes, you are too proud to take her out when you are out with your friends. Can you feel that the suffering that she has to endure for the next 30 years of her life staying with someone like you?
And for men, for the next 30 years, what do you do to repay her gratitude; you are only capable to continue to do what you know…….to work
Please continue to appreciate the woman of your life….
If you noticed that if there any women whom start to show some sacrifices to you, your door to the days of happiness has opened before you ….
Please grab the opportunity to share the happiness with her and help her to be the man of her dreams….




p/s: Do show this to your husband or boyfriend

微波爐』會利用電波少一個正價電子，運用水分子之震盪使食物變熱，所以食物易變成自由基，就會容易致癌。所以偶而方便用一下，最好還是少用『微波爐』最好！

以下文章值得參考

人體內的有毒物質主要來源於兩個途徑：一是大氣與水源中的污染物， ;
通過呼吸及進餐而侵入人體內，鉛、鋁、汞等重金屬就是其代表；
另一個是食物在體內代謝後的廢物，如自由基、硫化氫等。時下，清除體內垃圾已成健康時尚。

下列方法可幫您及時清除體內毒素。

1. 主動咳嗽法：

自然界中的粉塵、金屬微粒及廢氣中的毒性物質，通過呼吸進入肺臟，既損害肺臟， 又通過血液迴圈而株連" 全身。借助主動咳嗽可以" 清掃 "肺臟。每天 到室外空氣清新處做深呼吸運動，深吸氣時緩緩抬起雙臂，然後主動咳嗽，使氣流從口、鼻中噴出，咳出痰液。


2. 飲水沖洗法：

定時排便，縮短糞便在腸道內的停留時間，及時排出糞便中的毒素。每天清晨空腹喝一杯溫開水，有利於大便通暢以及毒素從尿液中排出。


3. 運動出汗法：

皮膚也是排泄毒素的途徑，主要通過出汗的方式，讓毒素隨汗液排出體外。

4. 巧用食物法：

●常飲鮮果、鮮菜汁 ( 不經炒煮) ，鮮果、鮮菜汁是體內 "清潔劑 "，牠們能排除體內堆積的毒素和廢物。

●常吃海帶，海帶對放射性物質有特別的親和力，海帶膠質能促使體內的放射性物質隨? P大號排出體外，從而減少放射性物質在人體內的積聚，也減少了放射性疾病的發生率。

●常喝綠豆湯，綠豆湯能輔助排泄體內的毒素，促進機體的正常代謝。

●常吃豬血，豬血中的血漿蛋白，經過人體胃酸和消化液中的脢分解後，會產生一種解毒和滑腸作用的物質，與侵入胃腸的粉塵、有害金屬微粒發生化學作用，促進代謝。

我對佛說：讓我所有朋友永遠健康快樂~！

佛說：只能四天~！
我說:好,春天、夏天、秋天、冬天。

佛說：三天。
我說：好，昨天、今天、明天。

佛說：不行，兩天。
我說：好，白天、黑天。

佛說：不行，就一天~！
我說：好~！

佛茫然問到：哪一天？
我說：在我所有朋友活著的每一天~！ ?

佛笑了……說：以後你所有朋友將天天健康快樂~
看到此信息的人轉發給朋友，祝你的朋友們都是快樂健康~



天氣涼了...加件衣服吧！(把溫暖傳下去..)

為了自己，為了朋友，為了親人……
請務必將這常識〃記在心裡〃

有一天搭乘電梯，就遇上了電梯突然斷電，
雖然緊急供電系統幾秒後就開始作用，
可是電梯還是從13 樓迅速往下墬。
還好當時記起曾經看過電視教的，
趕快把每一層樓的按鍵都按下，
好在電梯 在五樓終於停止了,..真的有檢回一條命的感覺！

當你面臨生死一線間時，
當下的你所做的每一個動作將決定你的生死與否。
生活中，難免會坐到電梯，
但是！萬一遇到電梯發生事故，迅速往下墜落時，
你可能只有一個念頭「站在電梯裏等死吧！... 」

可是今天 .....
我在電視的一個外 國頻道看到一個非常好的節目。
其中，他們還請了專家示範 .....
『電梯下墜時保護自己的最佳動作』

第一、(不論有幾層樓 ) 趕快把每一層樓的按鍵都按下。

第二、如果電梯裏有手把，一隻手緊握手把。

第三、整個背部跟頭部緊貼電梯內牆，呈一直線。

第四、膝蓋呈彎曲姿勢。

說明：
因為電梯下墜時，你不會知道它會何時著地，且墜落時很可能會全身骨折而死。

所以：
第一點是當緊急電源啟動時，電梯可以馬上停止繼續下墜 .

第二點是為了要固定你人所在的位子，以致於你不會因為重心不穩而摔傷

第三點是為了要運用電梯牆壁作為脊椎的防護 .

第四點是最重要的是因為韌帶是唯一人體富含彈性的一個組織，

所以借用膝蓋彎曲來承受重擊壓力，比骨頭來承受壓力來的大。

這個資訊絕不虛構，只是我覺得很重要想讓大家都知道，以防萬一.
為了自己，為了朋友，為了親人……看完之後請廣為轉寄…功德無量

不知名的作者，不管你在哪裡？真心感謝你提醒大家（人和物）都有 ──使用期限。特別是在職場打拼的上班族、忙裡忙外忙到忘了自己的家庭主婦、更不要忘了起早睡晚的學生，希望大家都能讀到這篇文章。

兒子教我懂得人和物都有保固期限，讓我正視「人生的使用須知」

多年前，家裡買家電用品，五歲的兒子就會窩在一角，對著附帶來的使用說明書猛看、猛念，不懂的字還會湊近發問，偶遇違規的事也會提出糾正。我只當家庭笑料般與友人分享，卻未曾覺察到這現象代表的意義，直到後來， 當自己抱怨某個家電用品不經用時， 兒子總冷冷的在一旁說：「我們自己沒按規定操作使用，當然容易壞！」

後來漸長，才發現他的好習慣竟然意外使他成為家電顧問、生活萬事通。近年來有媒體報導洗臉盆崩裂爆破時，他也會告訴我：「妳看，說明書上面明寫著保用十年，伯伯住這兒十五年了，告訴伯伯哦！洗臉盆該換了！人有壽命，用物和機器也有啊！」

過度使用人生這話一直縈繞耳際，卻未真正進入心靈。直到前陣子，最好的朋友的兒子，在研究所念書，卻意外在睡夢中因心肌梗塞而往生，他兒子優秀、聰敏又有人緣，遭此噩耗，全家與全校師生都悲慟不已。後來聽好友的先生陳述他與兒子最後的通話內容，方才知道他兒子認真功課、求好心切，連續熬夜兩天做作業， 然後又在最疲憊時大吃一頓，方才造成身心過度負荷而英年早逝。

小犬頓失好友，自然哀慟莫名，除於網站為文弔唁外，更排除萬難坐夜車，從台北南下高雄參加喪禮，後來我們分享心事時，兒子神情沉悶，心疼又不捨，幽幽說： 「他忘了，人生也有使用須知啊！」 真是一語驚醒夢中人。

人生不過數十寒暑，人的身體不過五臟六腑，人的生活不過「吃、喝、拉、撒、睡」，人的心靈不過貧乏走向豐盈，我們如何對待自己、別人和環境，最後就會變成我們自己 的命運。

是啊！心疼好友中年喪子之際，兒子卻教會我正視 人生的使用須知。

可口可樂總裁曾說一句話 ..很短卻很讚 ~~

可口可樂總裁曾說：我們每個人都像小丑，玩著五個球，
五個球是你的工作、健康、家庭、朋友、靈魂，
這五個球只有一個是用橡膠做的，掉下去會彈起來，那就是工作。
另外四個球都是用玻璃做的，掉了，就碎了。

Every company faces the problem of people leaving the company for better pay or profile.

Early this year, Mark, a senior software designer, got an offer from a prestigious international firm to work in its India operations developing specialized software. He was thrilled by the offer.

He had heard a lot about the CEO. The salary was great. The company had all the right systems in place employee-friendly human resources (HR) policies, a spanking new office,and the very best technology,even a canteen that served superb food.

Twice Mark was sent abroad for training. "My learning curve is the sharpest it's ever been," he said soon after he joined.

Last week, less than eight months after he joined, Mark walked out of the job.

Why did this talented employee leave ?

Arun quit for the same reason that drives many good people away.

The answer lies in one of the largest studies undertaken by the Gallup Organization. The study surveyed over a million employees and 80,000 managers and was published in a book called "First Break All The Rules". It came up with this surprising finding:

If you're losing good people, look to their immediate boss. Immediate boss is the reason people stay and thrive in an organization. And he's the reason why people leave. When people leave they take knowledge,experience and contacts with them, straight to the competition.

"People leave managers not companies," write the authors Marcus Buckingham and Curt Coffman.

Mostly manager drives people away?

HR experts say that of all the abuses, employees find humiliation the most intolerable. The first time, an employee may not leave,but a thought has been planted. The second time, that thought gets strengthened. The third time, he looks for another job.

When people cannot retort openly in anger, they do so by passive aggression. By digging their heels in and slowing down. By doing only what they are told to do and no more. By omitting to give the boss crucial information. Dev says: "If you work for a jerk, you basically want to get him into trouble. You don 't have your heart and soul in the job."

Different managers can stress out employees in different ways - by being too controlling, too suspicious,too pushy, too critical, but they forget that workers are not fixed assets, they are free agents. When this goes on too long, an employee will quit - often over a trivial issue.

Talented men leave. Dead wood doesn't.

"Jack Welch of GE once said. A company's value lies "between the ears of its employees".

It has been a traditional theory that ladies are not supposed to wash their hair during their period. But there is no solution to the question why? The victim will only realise at their later stage of their life, facing the symptoms of breast and ovary cancer. Today ladies still wash their hair during their period with the thinking that they will be safe if they blow dries their hair. But this will not prevent them from getting the cancer. Please read the article below:


A well known Taiwanese medical professor specialise in cancer research based in a Japanese university did a survey on 30,000 per cancer patients.

She found these patients are very choosy in their food, wash their hair during their period and carry heavy object and drink cold drinks. This will course the incomplete of ovulation and the remaining menses will turn into toxic and the imbalance of hormone will lead to ovary and breast cancer. During the research she found the method of prevention to these cancers. The secrets are:


1. One must change their lifestyle and eating habits


2. Do not wash our hair while having period
3. Excessive bleeding must be investigated by a gynae, do not wash your hair just for the cooling effect and contraction of ovary.
4. No cold drinks if you feel drowsy, breast expansion and

Constipation these are the early symptom of ovary or breast cancer.

To prevent use:
1. Black sugar
2. Chinese lotus (leng ngau in hokkien)
3. Carrot and
4. Barley
Boil to soup and drink. This is the best prevention.

發生在中國的一個真實的故事。

滿載乘客的長途客車行馳在盤山公路上。

山間公路上三名持槍歹徙居然盯上
漂亮的女司機，強迫中巴停下，
要帶女司機下車去「玩玩」。

女司機情急呼救，全車乘客噤若寒蟬。
只有一中年瘦弱男子應聲奮起，
卻被打傷在地。這位男子氣極，
奮起大呼全車人制止暴行，卻無人響應，
任憑女司機被拖至山林草叢。

半個時辰後，三歹徒與衣衫不整的女司機
歸來回到車上。車又將行 ~~~
女司機要被打傷流血的瘦弱男子下車。
男子不肯，僵持起來。

" 喂，你下車吧，我的車不拉你！ "

中年男子急了，說：「你這人怎麼不講道理，
我還救你呢，難道我還錯嗎？」

「你救我？你救我什麼了？」
女司機矢口否認，引得幾個乘客竊笑。

中年男子氣極，恨自已身無大俠之力！
救人未救成，可也不該得此 ~~~
被驅逐下車的結果呀，他堅決不下。
「再說我買票了，我有權坐車！」

女司機揚起臉無情地說：「不下車，我就不開。」

沒想到的是，滿車剛才還對暴行熟視無睹的乘客們，
卻如剛剛睡醒般，齊心協力地勸那男子下車：
「你快下去吧，我們還有事呢，耽擱不起！」

有幾位力大的乘客 ~
甚至想上前拖這中年男子下車，
使人想起莫泊桑筆下【羊脂球】的情節。

三個歹徒咧著嘴笑，得意地笑了。
其中有個黑皮無賴毫不知恥地說：「哥們把她玩恣了！」
另外兩個歹徒也胡言亂語：「她是我對象，關你屁事！」

一場爭吵，直到那男子的行李從車窗扔出， 他隨後被推擠而下。

汽車又平穩地行駛在山路上，
女司機掠了一下頭髮，按響了收音機。

車快到山頂，拐過彎去就要下山了，
車左側是劈山開的路，右側是百丈懸崖。

汽車悄悄地加速了，女司機臉上十分平靜，
雙手緊握著方向盤，眼睛淌出晶瑩的淚水。

一歹徒似乎覺察到了什麼，說：
「慢點開，慢點開，你想幹什麼？ " 」

女司機並不說話，車速越來越快。
歹徒企圖撲上去搶方向盤，
汽車卻像離弦的箭向懸崖衝去。

第二天，當地報紙報導：伏虎山區 ~
昨日發生慘禍， 一中型巴士摔下山崖。
車上司機和十三名乘客無一生還 。

半路被趕下車的中年人看到報紙哭了，
誰也不知道他哭什麼，為什麼哭？

現在你知道他為什麼哭了嗎？
若你身在當時的情境，你會不會 ~
也像那個中年人一樣挺身而出呢？

這才是人心，這才是正常的社會！

如果您收到別人分享給您的好文章，
不要吝嗇，您也可以繼續分享給好友，
請別忘我這一份喔。

當我們用心對人時 ;
有心人將以熱情回報妳 ;
希望我們都是用心的人 ; 也是有心的人

某日，一位名聞全國的補教界的「英語名師」在課堂上誇下海口：「憑我的造詣，沒有什麼成語不知道的！就連中國成語也難不倒我！」
於是同學們，紛紛發問....
甲： People mountain people sea
師： 小 case , 『人山人海』！
乙： Three heart two meaning !
師： 簡單，『三心二意』！
丙： Look through autumn water!
師： 難不倒我，『望穿秋水』！
丁： Blue who say and who's !
師： 哈！是『不入虎穴焉得虎子』啦！
戊： "Even game win, even so whole."
師：嗯.....這個~ 我想想....（過了十分鐘）
師不好意思的說：真的被你們考倒了，這句是什麼意思啊？
戊生很得意地說：
答案：一分耕耘，一分收穫

坊間的補習班為了爭取英文補習的市場，常常發明一些無厘頭的英文讀音妙譯，謹舉其較神奇的翻法如後：
1)sentimental 山東饅頭
2)electronic 伊拉克戳你
3)digital 低級透了
4)sometimes 三太子
5)Come on! Let's go! 快馬拉死狗
不過最離譜的是──What's your name?竟然翻成....... 「花枝魷魚麵」。

越洋電話裡，我對女兒說：「大姑姑對我說：『當你的女兒很幸福。』」

女兒在倫敦求學快四年了，每年花費我數目可觀的學費和生活費，她有點不好意思的
回答：「姑姑說的，一點沒錯。」

我說：「我一定是上輩子欠你很多，所以這輩子還你。」

女兒笑答：「爸，說欠債很難聽耶，說報恩比較好啦！」

「什麼？我報你的恩，有沒有搞錯？」我不以為然。

「現在你報我的前世恩，等你老了，我再報你的今世恩。」

「這什麼話？」我還是不以為然。

「爸，報恩比較好聽啦，欠債多難聽。」

「嗯，好吧。……報恩就報恩。」我不再和她計較。

事後，我把女兒的想法告訴太太，太太不置可否；太太再轉述給老丈人聽，老丈人聽
完後大笑說：「嗯，有意思。」

結婚以前，父親就對我說：「夫妻是相欠債，婚後要互相容忍。」

結婚以後，我謹記父親的教誨，一個家倒也經營得融洽和諧。但是，人吃五穀雜
糧，事情難免有不順遂的時候，彼此情緒失控，也所在多有。

「就算我上輩子欠你的好了。」氣話有時難免脫口而出。

「我才上輩子欠你呢！要不然，為什麼都是我在做？為『你家』做到死？」忿怒的回
應可想而知。

事後想想，太太的話並沒錯。嫁到我家來，她的確是為我家完全付出。

不過，說「相欠債」這種話，還是令人心很不安，是不是債還完了，大家彼此就可以
一走了之？或者，一輩子都還不完債，永遠陷在還債深淵裡？

我們這一代，常常動不動就被灌以「父母子女相欠債」或「夫妻是相欠債」等觀
念，根深柢固。

因為這種彼此欠債的觀念，債主和債權人的關係，自然好不到哪裡去，大家因此都背
債背得好辛苦。

「相欠債」的觀念實在很負面，不夠積極。

如果改變這種負債的減法觀念，變成彼此報恩的加法觀念，會不會比較好呢？

女兒的一席話，讓我陷入沉思。

前些日子讀佛書，經書上說：「每一個人是每一個人的菩薩，父母是子女的菩
薩，子女也是父母的菩薩。」

對呀！我恍然大悟。既然彼此是彼此的菩薩，彼此報恩，當然是天經地義的事。

如果不說「夫妻是相欠債」或「父子是相欠債」，而是說「夫妻是相報恩」和「父子
是相報恩」，不是比較正面，比較積極嗎？

既然彼此是來報恩的，當然心中會常懷感激，態度自然就會謙恭有禮，自然就會口吐
蓮花，不出惡言。

說一輩子相欠債，好像永遠沒有還完的時候，多痛苦哇！

觀念轉變，原來只在一念之間。

好的觀念是加法，是正數；不好的觀念是減法，是負數。好的觀念砥礪我們的品格更
上一層樓，不好的觀念詆毀我們的人生每下愈況。

我們不僅要把父母當恩人看待，也要把太太丈夫當恩人看待，甚至把子女都當作恩
人，我們是來報恩的，報的人感恩，受的人歡喜。

我的心因此豁然開朗。

夫妻是相欠債這句話從古流傳至今，相信每個人多少都應該聽過，今天的文章笑遊人間覺的真的很棒，尤其是文章中的女孩說的「為什麼一定要說欠債呢，不能說報恩，恩完了那是不是就該離開了，現在你報我的前世恩，等你老了，我再報你的今世恩」，如此樂觀開朗正面的想法真是讓人耳目一新。

呵呵，希望您看完今天的文章，都能有正面積極的思想唷

荧幕说：我好惨！每天给人看。。。

键盘说：我更惨呢！每天给人打。。 。

滑鼠说：我才惨咧！每天给人摸。。。

光碟机说：我 好惨！每天给人插。。。

F loppy说：我更惨！现在没人插我了。。 。

USB随身碟说：谁有我惨？这边插完就去那边插！一不小心 还要被感染。。。

Moth er Board说：不要以为我被很多东西插会很爽，它们插进来后就都不动了，那才是难受啊！

。。。最后。。 。。

音效卡说：还说呢！明 明是我插你，为什么都是我在叫？！

在日本发生了一件千真万确的事：有人为了装修家里，拆开了墙；日式住宅的墙壁通常是中间架了木板后，两边批上泥土，其实里面是空的。他拆墙壁的时候，发现一只壁虎被困在那里一根从外面钉进来的钉子钉住了那只壁虎的尾巴。那人见状，既觉可怜又感好奇，他仔细看看那根钉子，天啊！那根钉子是十年前盖那房子的时候钉的。到底怎么回事？那只壁虎竟然困在墙壁里活了整整十年！黑暗中的墙壁里的十年，真不简单。不对呀？他继而寻思，尾巴被钉住了，一个步子也跨不出的这只壁虎，到底靠什么撑过了这十年？他于是暂时停止了装修工程它到底吃什么？他 要一探究竟。过了不久，不知从哪里又钻出来一只壁虎，嘴里含着食物...啊！他一时愣住了，这是什么样的情啊？为了被钉住尾巴而不能走动的壁虎，另一只壁虎 竟然在十年的岁月里一直不停地衔取食物喂它。我听了以后，很感动！也不去想它们之间的关系是亲子，朋友，异性，手足.........在人类的社会中随着计算机的普及，人与人获取相关的信息更快速，但是人与人之间的距离是否也越来越 咏 兀 ...-永远不要放弃你所爱的人！

一個大老闆管理員工頭頭是道，可是卻怎麼也管不住自己的兒子，直到有一天，他試著重複兒子說過的話後，一切有了改變 ...... 請看以下故事。

李先生，是一個在台中經營出口加工廠的老闆，工廠加公司有五六百名員工的規模，由於自身積極的投入，不管是在業務上或是在管理上，均有相當的成效，在運籌帷幄間，指揮若定，威風八面，宛如領軍千萬的大將，好不神氣。
可是，他就是對他兒子沒辦法，那種代溝，對他們父子倆，就像是台灣海峽般，怎麼樣也無法跨越，每次一見面，講沒三句話，又是拍桌又是摔門，弄得家裏雞飛狗跳。
這天，又是因為兒子的晚歸而再度上演鐵公雞，就在雙方面紅耳赤之際，兒子突然間就住了口，然後一字一字的說出：「爸，再這樣吵下去也不是辦法，我能不能請你把我剛剛說的那句話說一遍給我聽？」「啊？！」李先生真的嚇了一跳，壓根兒也沒想到有這怪招。



「你說 ...... 你說...... 作父親的太能幹，當然看不起兒子。」「不對！你再想想看，我是這麼說的嗎？」
渾小子！那你怎麼說的？你自己說過的話，你自己為何麼不再說一次？」兒子突然間笑出聲，「你看！從頭到尾，我說什麼你都沒有在聽，那些話是你自己想的，我可沒這麼說。我們不是要溝通嗎？那麼，我說什麼，你重複一次給我聽，再輪到你說，我來重複」。

「喂！哪有那麼多美國時間在那邊重複來重複去！！你是真的想氣死我啊！」
「爸！我們就試試看吧！否則這種爭吵會沒完沒了的，你再想一想我到底是怎麼說的？」李先生想一想，終於承認，「我真的想不起來，你再說一次好了」「好吧！我說，父親很能幹，兒子一方面很佩服，一方面怕自己跟不上，心裡多少有點壓力。」
李先生冷靜一想，他說的合情合理，自己怎麼會那麼激動？結果，這天晚上，他們父子兩竟然可以談上兩個小時而不吵架，這個效果連李先生也意想不到。
一覺醒來，雖然睡眠不足，但李先生可是神輕氣爽，一大早就到公司。
因為早上要開一個重要的採購會議，討論的是未來所要採購價值一千萬的機器，到底要用美國貨好、還是日本貨好。依採購部的報價，日本製的價格便宜，東西也不差，可是工程師卻主張買美國貨。
會議場上，李先生讓總工程師發表意見，這是一種表面上的禮貌，總工程師也知道，老闆作久的人，多少喜歡獨斷獨行，什麼事情早就心有定見，經驗告訴他，老闆問他只是個形式，誰不想省錢？老闆要買那一種大家早就心知肚明，因此他無精打采，說不到五分鐘就說沒意見了。
若是往常，李老闆總是會在這個時候大唱獨腳戲，享受那種權威感，今天竟然是 ...... 「總工程師，我來重複你的要點，你看我說的跟你的意思一不一樣；日本製的機器，價格雖然便宜，東西也不錯，可是將來如果出了毛病，要他們來作售後服務。

問題就來了，他們的人因為語言問題無法跟我們直接溝通，找來的翻譯對精密儀器又是外行，機器壞在哪裡，我們無法充分瞭解，下次再發生一樣的問題，還是要請他們的人來，說不定還會耽誤生產時間。

如此算下來，買美國貨還比較便宜！」隨著李老闆的重複說明，總工程師眼睛漸漸亮了起來，他打起精神，再次補充，就著麼你一言我一語的，大家滔滔不絕的討論了起來 ......

各位，如果是要吵架，彼此只顧著反擊對方就好了， 如果是要解決問題，就應該誠心去理解對方的想法，那麼， 重複對方的話，一方面可以讓對方放心，知道你們之間沒有誤解，另一方面，也可以讓你在反擊或下結論前，把對方的意思消化一下，通常，這時你會發覺，吵架不再是吵架，而是積極的溝通了。

LESSON 1
A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to a meeting. On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp. They rub the lamp and a ghost appears.
The ghost says, "Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are
three, I will allow one wish each"
So the eager senior manager shouted, "I want the first wish. I want to be in the Bahamas , on a fast boat and have no worries." Pfufffff. and he was gone.
Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouted "I want to be In Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails." Pfufffff. and he was also gone.
The boss calmly said, "I want these two idiots back in the office after
lunch at 12.35pm."
MORAL OF THE STORY IS: "ALWAYS ALLOW THE BOSS TO SPEAK FIRST"


LESSON 2
Standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand,
"Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document, and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?"
"Certainly," said the young executive.
He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.
"Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the shredder machine. "I just need one copy."
LESSON II: "NEVER, NEVER ASSUME THAT YOUR BOSS KNOWS EVERYTHING"


LESSON 3
An American and a Japanese were sitting on the plane on the way to LA When the American turned to the Japanese and asked, "What kind of -ese are you?"
The Japanese confused, replied, "Sorry but I don't understand what you mean."
The American repeated, "What kind of -ese are you?"
Again, the Japanese was confused over he question.
The American, now irritated, then yelled, "What kind of -ese are you
... Are you a Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese!, etc......??? "
The Japanese then replied, "Oh, I am a Japanese."
A while later the Japanese turned to the American and asked What kind Of 'key' was he.
The American, frustrated, yelled, "What do you mean what kind of -kee'am I?!"
The Japanese said, "Are you a Yankee, donkee, or monkee?"
LESSON III: "NEVER INSULT ANYONE"


LESSON 4
There were these 4 guys, a Russian, a German, an American and a French, who found this small genie bottle. When they rubbed the bottle, a genie appeared. Thankful that the 4 guys had released him out of the bottle, He said, "Next to you all are 4 swimming pools, I will give each of you A wish. When you run towards the pool and jump, you shout what you want the pool of water to become, then your wish will come true."
The French wanted to start. He ran towards the pool, jumped and shouted, "WINE".
The pool immediately changed into a pool of wine. The Frenchman was so happy swimming and drinking from the pool.
Next is the Russian's turn, he did the same and shouted, "VODKA" and immersed himself into a pool of vodka.
The German was next and he jumped and shouted, "BEER". He was so contented with his beer pool.
The last is the American. He was running towards the pool when suddenly He steps on a banana peel. He slipped towards the pool and shouted, "SHIT!!!!!!! ......... "
LESSON IV: "THINK TWICE BEFORE YOU SAY SOMETHING, BECAUSE SOMETIMES ACCIDENTS DO HAPPEN"


LESSON 5
The organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was In charge. Each organ took a turn to speak up:
Brain....... .. I should be in charge because I run all body functions.
Blood....... . I should be in charge because I circulate oxygen for the
brain.
Stomach... I should be in charge because I process food to the brain.
Legs........ . I should be in charge because I take the brain where it Wants to go.
Eyes........ . I should be in charge because I let the brain see where it's
going.
Asshole..... I should be in charge because I get rid of your waste.
All the other parts laughed so hard and this made the asshole very mad.
To prove his point, the asshole immediately slammed tightly closed and Stayed that way for 6 days, refusing to rid the body of any waste whatsoever.
Day 1 - Brain got a terrible headache and cried out for relief Day 2 -
Stomach got bloated and began to ache terribly Day 3 - Legs got cramps and became unstable Day 4 - Eyes became watery and vision became blurred Day 5 - Blood became toxic and poisoned the body Day 6 -The other organs agreed to let the asshole be in charge.
MORAL OF THE STORY: "NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE, OR HOW IMPORTANT YOU THINK YOU ARE, YOU WILL FIND THAT IT IS ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE THAT IS IN CHARGE".........