nll1315

1) The biggest motivation is salary
2) The unluckiest thing is promotion without salary adjustment
3) The most "shiok" thing is you don't work anyhow also get pay increment
4) The greatest talent is "carry big stuff"
5) The greatest mistake is to argue with your boss
6) The happiest thing is you become your boss' boss
7) The cleverest thing is you are late and your boss doesn't know
8) The stupidest thing is you publicly say that you are lazy
9) The most common thing is - the boss says something but means another
10) The proudest thing is you sack your boss
11) The most "lugi" thing is you work hard but your colleague takes the credit.
12) The most dangerous thing is to become a "two-headed" snake
13) The biggest satisfaction - sending e-mail like this during office hours!

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